Me, when I glance at my receipt and find that the 20-year-old cashier gave me a senior discount.
Tag: Humor
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Vinegar Valentines Insulting Fun From the Past
In an era of perpetual outrage and with a general decline in civility, is the time ripe for the revival of the “vinegar valentine?”
Vinegar valentines were insult cards that enjoyed a surge in popularity for a little over a century, beginning in the 1840s. Their creation paralleled a rise in literacy and was abetted by the reasonable asking price of a penny (at their inception) or a nickel (at their twilight in the 1940s and ‘50s).
The tone of a vinegar valentine is invariably sardonic and usually mean-spirited, with garish caricatures and poison pen verse aimed, like so many barbs and brickbats, at targets in a seemingly inexhaustible gallery of types – the spinster, the floozy, the old maid, the dandy, the Romeo, the artiste. Needless to say, they generated a lot of bad feeling and often resulted in shouting matches and fisticuffs.
Compounding the hilarity, in the 1840s, recipients, rather than the senders, were the ones who paid the postage – so that the person on the receiving end actually paid for the privilege of being insulted by an anonymous “admirer.” This is how people entertained themselves before the immediate gratification of the internet.
It’s always refreshing to stumble across theses reminders that human nature never changes.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Funny Crab Perspiration Humor
Something about that perspiring crab amuses me.
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Victor Borge Birthday Laughs & Classic Comedy
For some, it may be difficult to leave the holidays behind and face the prospect of a long, bleak winter. That would not be me.
But if it describes you, here are some classic Victor Borge sketches to brighten your day. The “Unmelancholy Dane” was born on this date in 1909.
Borge always proved to be quick on his feet, comfortable in his own skin, and unusually personable. Born into a family of Jewish musicians in Copenhagen (his birth name was Børge Rosenbaum), he was already before the public, giving recitals at the age of 8. He received a scholarship to the Royal Danish Academy of Music, and later studied with pupils of both Liszt (Frederic Lamond) and Busoni (Egon Petri).
After a few years of presenting straight classical concerts, he began to develop his act. His mix of music and comedy proved to be popular in Scandinavia, but some of his gibes didn’t exactly sit well with Hitler. When German forces occupied Denmark, Borge hopped a U.S. Army transport out of Finland – though he would return, not long after, disguised as a sailor, to visit his dying mother.
He arrived in the United States in 1940, with 20 dollars in his pocket and no understanding of English. But he was a fast learner, and he taught himself the language by going to American movies.
By 1941, he was already appearing with Rudy Valee and Bing Crosby, and adapting his jokes for U.S. audiences. In 1942, he was named “best new radio performer of the year.” By 1946, he had his own radio show and developed many of his signature routines.
He became a naturalized American citizen in 1948. His Broadway show, “Comedy in Music,” entered the Guinness Book for its unprecedented run, from 1953 to 1956. In the 1960s, he was the highest-paid entertainer in the world.
Borge continued to expand his popularity through appearances on television programs ranging from “What’s My Line?” to “The Muppet Show.” He continued to entertain to a ripe old age. He died in 2000, a few days shy of his 92nd birthday.
As he was fond of observing, “Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
Happy birthday, Victor Borge.
A Mozart opera
With Lauritz Melchior
From an appearance on “The Dean Martin Show”
Playing the Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
His first appearance on film, playing eight pianos, in 1937
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Roof Noises Tonight Sleep Well Everyone
If you hear anyone on the roof tonight, it’s just me. Sleep well, everyone!
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