First thing’s first: Happy Thanksgiving!
Second thing’s second: If anyone tries to call me today, I am phoneless!
I dropped my flip last night, and the two halves are now wholly separated. It will ring, but if I press the answer button, I can’t hear anything. Don’t know if you’d be able to hear me. So I am phone-free for Thanksgiving.
Guess who might have to make the much-delayed migration to smartphone for Black Friday.
You might say my turkey is cooked. Give thanks if you are comfortable living in the 21st century.