Yayyyyyyy! After sitting in a Zoom antechamber for over two hours, someone on the jury staff came on and said that if we can see her and hear her voice, she has good news: we’ve all been dismissed. Good news, indeed! I guess no one really wants to do jury duty, so it’s a good thing they threaten to fine you and toss you in the hoosegow. They never even interviewed me. (Maybe they saw yesterday’s Superman post.) Such a load off! This has been hanging over me since October, when I had to request a postponement. So happy! Now I can get back to grocery shopping and fretting about Christmas and working on my radio shows like a human.

FREE! FREE!! FREEEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!