Tag: Krampus

  • Krampus Is Coming Christmas Culture Clash

    Krampus Is Coming Christmas Culture Clash

    What is going on with the holidays this year, and how is it already time to welcome Krampus? 20 days until Christmas, and I’m just not feeling it yet.

    Since starting this page in 2014, I’ve broken quite a few lances against the Coca-Cola commercialism of American Christmas. One of the most devastating of my weapons has always been Krampus, the Christmas demon, who descends from his Alpine domain on December 5 to accompany St. Nicholas on his rounds. (Tomorrow is St. Nicholas Day.) Krampus, menacingly-horned and egregiously-tongued, is festooned with bells and bears a switch. And for the naughty children of Central Europe, he means business.

    According to tradition, Nicholas rewards the good, while the naughty are turned over to Krampus. For mild offenses, there are lashings with the switch; for the irredeemable, there is an infernal ride in Krampus’ basket, followed by drowning in a stream or immolation in hellfire. This is a holiday I can get behind.

    Alas, we are living in a world where we’ve become increasingly inured to such things. Krampus, formerly the province of subversive greeting cards, has been appropriated for mainstream movies and television, for crying out loud. When murderous Santa movies form their own subgenre, and the real world is more horrifying than any fairy story that can be cooked up for children, a visitation from a Christmas demon has come to seem… rather quaint.

    And those who deserve the beatings never seem to get them. What’s going on with America’s classical music stations? One thousand years of Christmas music – motets, oratorios, operas, symphonies, symphonic poems, ballets, and incidental music – and all we ever get is the same old hourly brass arrangements of “Deck the Halls.” Krampus, work your magic!

  • Yule Goat Krampus and Dark Christmas Lore

    Yule Goat Krampus and Dark Christmas Lore

    December 5th, and all at once it’s Christmas! At least in my admittedly idiosyncratic worldview. At any rate, today is the day several of my favorite midwinter folk figures elide.

    In light of Christmas’ often nightmarish roots in paganism, it’s a wonder that the holiday has evolved into the anodyne festival of advertising and consumerism it has. Of course, we’re all familiar with the religious significance of Christmas – December 25th, the observance of Christ’s birth – but there was an awful lot of celebrating going on well before the Nativity.

    Abundant pre-Christian symbols and rituals were assimilated into modern Christmas, borrowed from our distant ancestors, who marked the death of the old year and the birth of the new. Evergreen, holly, and mistletoe are all around us. Though we’ll probably never fully get a handle on all of them, their secret origins lost to time, it is these “Ghosts of Christmas Past” that make Old World traditions such a source of endless fascination.

    This Sunday night on “The Lost Chord,” on the eve of Saint Nicholas Day, we’ll take an imaginative journey to the realm of Joulupukki (literally “Yule Goat”) – the Finnish Santa Claus – and enjoy an evocative portrait of his stomping grounds, around Korvatunturi (Ear Mountain), in Savukoski, Lapland.

    One of Northern Europe’s wackier Christmas traditions, the Yule Goat may have derived from the worship of Thor. After all, the God of Thunder’s chariot was drawn by goats. In the Christmas version, the goat is led about by Saint Nicholas, possibly as a symbol of the subjugation of evil.

    Whatever the goat’s function, its involvement goes way back. For hundreds of years, rowdy young men in costumes would go door to door to act out plays and demand gifts. One of these would take the part of the ornery Yule Goat. This is the reason Scandinavians sometimes refer to the practice of wassailing as “going Yule Goat.”

    In the 19th century, the Goat’s role was transformed into a giver of gifts. Though the Goat has since been replaced by a humanoid Father Christmas, in Finland he is still referred to by the name Joulupukki – yes, Yule Goat.

    Nowadays, the Goat is mostly seen in its incarnation as a miniature tree ornament, made of straw and bound by red ribbon. A notable exception is the Gävle Goat, a 40-foot version, constructed every year in Gävle, Sweden. More often than not, this winds up being set aflame. But more about that another time.

    Tonight’s broadcast also happens to coincide with Krampusnacht. In Austria, Germany, and Hungary, on the night of December 5th, it is customary for Saint Nicholas to visit all the little girls and boys. His companion on these excursions is Krampus, an ominously-horned and whiplash-tongued Alpine demon, who scampers down from his mountain lair, festooned with chains and cowbells. Good children receive a gift from the hands of St. Nick. The naughty are handed over to Krampus, to be beaten with a switch and consumed by hellfire.

    So play the music loud! Enjoy evocative portraits of the land of Joulupukki. We’ll hear a suite from “The White Reindeer,” composed for an award-winning film about a shapeshifting, vampiric Laplander, by Einar Englund; “Cantus Arcticus,” featuring actual bird songs recorded in the bogs of Liminka, near the Arctic Circle, by Einojuhani Rautavaara; and “Northern Lights,” a musical response to the Aurora borealis, by Uuno Klami.

    It’s a Christmas bait-and-switch, with plenty of Old World traditions, but no actual Christmas music! It will be guaranteed to get your goat. Sample the sounds of true north, on “Pole Position,” this Sunday night at 10:00 EST, on WWFM – The Classical Network and wwfm.org.

  • Krampus, White Reindeer & Early Winter Visions

    Krampus, White Reindeer & Early Winter Visions

    I thought for a minute that Krampus had come a little early this year, but then I realized it was only a four-point buck outside my kitchen window.

    December 5th, the eve of Saint Nicholas Day, is the night Krampus gets to flex his muscle. Egregiously-horned and whiplash-tongued, this Alpine demon scampers down from his mountain lair, festooned with chains and cowbells, to accompany St. Nick on his rounds. In an Old World display of good cop/bad cop, the Patron Saint of Children bestows small gifts on all the good girls and boys. And the bad? Well, the bad are turned over to Krampus.

    At best, garden-variety naughtiness is repaid by the sting of a switch. But the especially ill-behaved are clapped in chains, taken for a short ride in a wicker basket, and then hurled into a stream or immolated by hellfire. With mounting anxiety a thousand times worse than the dread of a bad report card, a wee sinner pulls the sweat-soaked blankets over his or her head and prays vociferously for a stocking full of coal.

    Krampus’ momentum continues to build in the U.S., with Krampuslaufer (Krampus runs) springing up all over, most recently in Williamsport, PA. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I kind of liked it when my advocacy of an arcane Alpine Christmas demon still got looks of befuddlement, then disgust.

    The old ways are best! Stay dry, Krampus-runners! Gruß vom Krampus!


    If there is any classical music written for Krampus, I have yet to hear it. Therefore, as kind of a place-holder for this Krampusnacht, I offer a suite by Finnish composer Einar Englund from a film inspired by another bizarre legend, that of “The White Reindeer.” Don’t go into it expecting any Rankin-Bass Rudolph. This is Lapland, after all, the land of shapeshifting, vampiric livestock. This Rudolph sports teeth like The Abominable.

    I’ve got the music all cued-up and ready to go, starting at the 34-minute mark of this particular album. The suite runs about 14 minutes, through 47:45:

    Here’s the trailer for a recent reissue of the movie, a 1952 Cannes and Golden Globe Award winner:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyp3fJBI20

    Maybe that “buck” wasn’t a buck after all…


    Spare the Krampus, spoil the child!

  • Krampus Piano Christmas Devil Has a Heart

    Krampus Piano Christmas Devil Has a Heart

    Even the Christmas devil has his sensitive side. Enjoy the piano stylings of Krampus.

    December 5 is Krampus Night. Season’s beatings!

  • Mozart’s Death Krampus Connection?

    Mozart’s Death Krampus Connection?

    How is it that I never before drew the connection?

    You know, every once in a while, how someone comes up with a new theory about the identity of Jack the Ripper, or claims to have discovered the secret of Elgar’s “Enigma Variations?” Well, it only just occurred to me, I may have solved the mystery of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s death. And it is far more sinister than any alleged poisoning by Antonio Salieri.

    Mozart gave up the ghost on this date in 1791. A prodigy at the keyboard and on the violin, and a composer from the age of five, alas, in death he was also ahead of the curve.

    Mozart was 35 at the time of his passing, yet there was always something childlike in his personality. At times, he seemed much younger than his years. There’s no question that he could be naughty. He was certainly disobedient to his father, autocrat though he was. He defied the Pope, was extravagant in his spending, was inappropriate in his speech, and could be perhaps a mite too arrogant for his own good.

    The cause of Mozart’s death was recorded as “severe military fever.” Even so, over the years, there have been dozens of theories put forth as to the true nature of his passing. Acute rheumatic fever. Streptococcal infection. Influenza. Mercury poisoning. A rare kidney ailment. Even a bad pork chop. Combined, of course, with overwork.

    Alas, we’ll never know for sure. Mozart was buried in a common grave – not a communal grave, or a pauper’s grave, as has been frequently stated, but one whose wooden marker has long since worn away.

    Here’s the thing. December 5, the date of Mozart’s passing, also happens to be Krampusnacht. As a former native of Salzburg and later Vienna, Mozart should have known better. Because, you see, Austria is the dark, beating heart of the Christmas devil.

    What exactly is Krampus? Why, he’s St. Nicholas’ austere helper. Horned, hairy, and egregiously long-tongued, Krampus emerges from his Alpine domain to assist the patron saint of children on the eve of his feast day. Saint Nick bestows small gifts to all the good girls and boys. The rest are handed over to Krampus.

    For milder offenses, there is the sting of the switch; for the especially ill-behaved, there are chains, a short ride in a wicker basket, and drowning in a stream or immolation by hellfire. When a recalcitrant child hears the dull clatter of approaching cow-bells on December 5, he knows it’s all over. With anxiety a thousand times worse than the anticipation of a bad report card, the wee sinner pulls the sweat-soaked blankets over his head and prays vociferously for a stocking full of coal.

    No doubt, Mozart was a chronic offender. Could he have withstood a sound thrashing in his weakened state?

    Confutatis maledictus, indeed.

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