Tag: Krampus

  • Not All Devils Wear Horns

    Not All Devils Wear Horns

    I couldn’t lavish my usual love on Krampus this year, because Krampus Night, December 6, fell on a weekend, and I had to give preference to promoting my radio shows. I know, what a drag.

    Thankfully, only days after St. Nicholas’ dark helper was unleashed upon the naughty children of the world to lash them and toss them into hellfire comes the birthday of Emil Waldteufel. Waldteufel is German for “Forest Devil.” He was born on this date in 1837.

    Although Waldteufel had long been a mainstay of Paris society balls of the Second Empire, he was nearly 40 by the time he achieved international fame. It was the Prince of Wales – the future King Edward VII – who introduced him to London, and his music came to dominate Queen Victoria’s state balls at Buckingham Palace. One of his best-known works, “Les Patineurs” (“The Skaters’ Waltz”) was introduced there in 1882. Another of his most successful waltzes, from the other end of the decade, was “Roses de Noël” (“Christmas Roses”).

    The holidays are in bloom! Take some time to smell the roses with Emil Waldteufel.

    “The Skaters’ Waltz”


    “Roses de Noël”

    Because of the unusual nature of the conductor, in period costume and facial hair, to this I add the Rimsky-Korsakov Central Navy Band of Russia playing “Estudiantina”

    Happy birthday, Waldteufel, you devil.

  • Krampus Night Guide Celebrate December 5

    Krampus Night Guide Celebrate December 5

    Tonight is Krampus Night. The night wicked children (I’m hoping of all ages) receive their comeuppance from St. Nicholas’ shadowy helper. If ever the wicked could use a good thrashing, it’s this year.

    December 5 is the one day I get to wear this baby, unless I’m feeling unusually contrarian on Christmas. Peace on earth, but down below… well, you know.

    “A Krampus Carol” (incorporating a stop motion Krampus!)

    Family-friendly segment on the Krampus Renaissance in Bavaria, produced by The New York Times

    A real, old-fashioned Krampuslauf

    Pretty good Krampus carol (full text when you click on “show more”)

    Here comes Krampus

    Nicholas and Krampus play “good cop/bad cop” with Tobias

    Small child cowers behind door at 1:25

    Academy Award-winner Christoph Waltz explains Krampus to Jimmy Fallon

    The commercialization of Krampus

    A Krampus carol, inspired by John Williams!

    Happy holidays!

  • St Nicholas The Dark Side Of Santa

    St Nicholas The Dark Side Of Santa

    Stop me if you heard this before. After crisscrossing the same ground for the past nine years, especially around the holidays, I sometimes feel as if we’re an old married couple, patiently enduring the same stories. All the same, I can’t bypass St. Nicholas on his day. Also, I’ve been under the weather, and I’m up against a deadline, so I hope you’ll excuse the cut and paste.

    Here we go, then…

    St. Nicholas Day follows on the cloven hoof of Krampus Night.

    In theory, the whole Nicholas-Krampus dynamic serves as a kind of “good cop/bad cop” scenario, with the naughty, threatened with the punishment of Krampus (the Christmas devil), driven to virtue, reinforced by the rewards of Nicholas (the patron saint of children).

    But that’s a gross oversimplification, as it turns out Nicholas could be a pretty rough customer. He’d have to be, to be looking after not only children, but sailors, merchants, archers, prostitutes, women seeking husbands, repentant thieves, wrongly condemned criminals, travelers, pawnbrokers, and students. I’d be grouchy too.

    Nicholas did not suffer fools lightly. His modesty could be so extreme as to sometimes verge on the sociopathic, and he could be downright cantankerous when thanked.

    So what’s your favorite Nicholas story?

    Is it when he tosses the bags of gold down a poor man’s chimney, surreptitiously providing a dowry for the man’s daughters and rescuing them from a life of prostitution, and then sharply rebuffs the man for his thanks?

    Or is it when he chastises the sailors for their salty language, and when they mock him for his prudishness, prays for stormy seas until they drop to the deck in terror and repent?

    Or is it when he reconstitutes and resurrects the three pickled boys, dismembered by a treacherous butcher to be passed off to his customers as ham?

    Or is it when he sends Arius, father of Arianism, sprawling for his heresy that Jesus Christ is subordinate to the entity of God?

    The Nicholas of history and legend was a far cry from your Coca-Cola Santa.

    There’s no way I’m sitting on this guy’s lap. Happy St. Nicholas Day!


    “Legends of St. Nicholas,” performed by Anonymous 4

    “The Play of St. Nicholas,” 12th century (in four parts)

    I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiXzGud0d6E

    II. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmy1QVbB0Fg

    III. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DundQzVX1nU

    IV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmDmZnY_zU

    Benjamin Britten’s “Saint Nicolas” (no “h”)

    “Le Miracle de Saint Nicolas,” by Joseph-Guy Ropartz

    “Santa Claus Symphony” by Philadelphia composer William Henry Fry

    “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”

  • Krampus is Mainstream I Want My Demon Back

    Krampus is Mainstream I Want My Demon Back

    Somewhere, I imagine, there’s a wizened, Middle European crone rolling her rheumy eyes whenever I post about Krampus. I remember Krampus WHEN…! Much as I now shake my head at all those whippersnappers who’ve since appropriated the Alpine demon. I was appropriating Krampus before it was cool, introducing a glass devil’s head ornament to the family Christmas tree some 30 years ago. Now Krampus has become a veritable industry, with dolls, mugs, sweaters, and at least one major motion picture. This year I stumbled across a Krampus BADvent calendar and I had to kick myself (with cloven hoof), since the “treats” behind each door were basically ripped from the subject matter of all my dark Christmas posts over the past nine years, about Black Peter, Mari Lywd, the Yule Lads, and Befana the Christmas witch. The Man ruined rock ‘n’ roll, and now he’s coming for Krampus!

    In case you’re not up on your Krampus lore, on December 5, the eve of Saint Nicholas’ Day, it is customary for an egregiously-horned, whiplash-tongued demon to emerge from his mountain lair, festooned in chains and cow bells, to accompany the Patron Saint of Children on his rounds. To all the good boys and girls, Saint Nick bestows small gifts; the bad are handed over to Krampus.

    Garden-variety naughtiness earns the sting of a switch; but the especially ill-behaved are clapped in irons, taken for a short ride in a wicker basket, and then drowned in a stream or immolated by hellfire. With mounting anxiety a thousand times worse than the anticipation of a bad report card, a wee sinner pulls the sweat-soaked blankets over his head and begins to pray vociferously for a stocking full of coal.

    It used to be that there were one or two books of vintage postcards, and those out of print and difficult to get a hold of. Now Krampus has become something of a shadow industry. Hardly surprising, as bad behavior has become pretty much mainstream.

    There’s even a sizeable feature in today’s Washington Post. I want my subversive Christmas demon back!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-interest/2023/12/05/krampus-scary-santa-christmas/

  • The Real St Nicholas Was No Santa

    The Real St Nicholas Was No Santa

    St. Nicholas Day follows on the cloven hoof of Krampus Night.

    In theory, the whole Nicholas-Krampus dynamic serves as a kind of “good cop/bad cop” scenario, with the naughty, threatened with the punishment of Krampus (the Christmas devil), driven to virtue, reinforced by the rewards of Nicholas (the patron saint of children).

    But that’s a gross oversimplification, as it turns out Nicholas could be a pretty rough customer. He’d have to be, to be looking after not only children, but sailors, merchants, archers, prostitutes, women seeking husbands, repentant thieves, wrongly condemned criminals, travelers, pawnbrokers, and students. I’d be grouchy too.

    Nicholas did not suffer fools lightly. His modesty could be so extreme as to sometimes verge on the sociopathic, and he could be downright cantankerous when thanked.

    So what’s your favorite Nicholas story?

    Is it when he tosses the bags of gold down a poor man’s chimney, surreptitiously providing a dowry for the man’s daughters and rescuing them from a life of prostitution, and then sharply rebuffs the man for his thanks?

    Or is it when he chastises the sailors for their salty language, and when they mock him for his prudishness, prays for stormy seas until they drop to the deck in terror and repent?

    Or is it when he reconstitutes and resurrects the three pickled boys, dismembered by a treacherous butcher to be passed off to his customers as ham?

    Or is it when he sends Arius, father of Arianism, sprawling for his heresy that Jesus Christ is subordinate to the entity of God?

    The Nicholas of history and legend was a far cry from your Coca-Cola Santa.

    There’s no way I’m sitting on this guy’s lap. Happy St. Nicholas Day!


    “Legends of St. Nicholas,” performed by Anonymous 4

    “The Play of St. Nicholas,” 12th century (in four parts)

    I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiXzGud0d6E

    II. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmy1QVbB0Fg

    III. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DundQzVX1nU

    IV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmDmZnY_zU

    Benjamin Britten’s “Saint Nicolas” (no “h”)

    “Le Miracle de Saint Nicolas,” by Joseph-Guy Ropartz

    “Santa Claus Symphony” by Philadelphia composer William Henry Fry

    “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”

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