Category: Daily Dispatch

  • The Real St Nicholas Was No Santa

    The Real St Nicholas Was No Santa

    St. Nicholas Day follows on the cloven hoof of Krampus Night.

    In theory, the whole Nicholas-Krampus dynamic serves as a kind of “good cop/bad cop” scenario, with the naughty, threatened with the punishment of Krampus (the Christmas devil), driven to virtue, reinforced by the rewards of Nicholas (the patron saint of children).

    But that’s a gross oversimplification, as it turns out Nicholas could be a pretty rough customer. He’d have to be, to be looking after not only children, but sailors, merchants, archers, prostitutes, women seeking husbands, repentant thieves, wrongly condemned criminals, travelers, pawnbrokers, and students. I’d be grouchy too.

    Nicholas did not suffer fools lightly. His modesty could be so extreme as to sometimes verge on the sociopathic, and he could be downright cantankerous when thanked.

    So what’s your favorite Nicholas story?

    Is it when he tosses the bags of gold down a poor man’s chimney, surreptitiously providing a dowry for the man’s daughters and rescuing them from a life of prostitution, and then sharply rebuffs the man for his thanks?

    Or is it when he chastises the sailors for their salty language, and when they mock him for his prudishness, prays for stormy seas until they drop to the deck in terror and repent?

    Or is it when he reconstitutes and resurrects the three pickled boys, dismembered by a treacherous butcher to be passed off to his customers as ham?

    Or is it when he sends Arius, father of Arianism, sprawling for his heresy that Jesus Christ is subordinate to the entity of God?

    The Nicholas of history and legend was a far cry from your Coca-Cola Santa.

    There’s no way I’m sitting on this guy’s lap. Happy St. Nicholas Day!


    “Legends of St. Nicholas,” performed by Anonymous 4

    “The Play of St. Nicholas,” 12th century (in four parts)

    I. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiXzGud0d6E

    II. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmy1QVbB0Fg

    III. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DundQzVX1nU

    IV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmDmZnY_zU

    Benjamin Britten’s “Saint Nicolas” (no “h”)

    “Le Miracle de Saint Nicolas,” by Joseph-Guy Ropartz

    “Santa Claus Symphony” by Philadelphia composer William Henry Fry

    “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”

  • Casablanca TCM Tonight Classic Movie Night

    Tomorrow night at 8:00 EST on @[100064540430499:2048:Turner Classic Movies: TCM], followed by “Casablanca.” (Rebroadcast at 12:15 a.m., followed by “Now, Voyager” and “King Kong.”)

  • Krampus Is Coming Christmas Culture Clash

    Krampus Is Coming Christmas Culture Clash

    What is going on with the holidays this year, and how is it already time to welcome Krampus? 20 days until Christmas, and I’m just not feeling it yet.

    Since starting this page in 2014, I’ve broken quite a few lances against the Coca-Cola commercialism of American Christmas. One of the most devastating of my weapons has always been Krampus, the Christmas demon, who descends from his Alpine domain on December 5 to accompany St. Nicholas on his rounds. (Tomorrow is St. Nicholas Day.) Krampus, menacingly-horned and egregiously-tongued, is festooned with bells and bears a switch. And for the naughty children of Central Europe, he means business.

    According to tradition, Nicholas rewards the good, while the naughty are turned over to Krampus. For mild offenses, there are lashings with the switch; for the irredeemable, there is an infernal ride in Krampus’ basket, followed by drowning in a stream or immolation in hellfire. This is a holiday I can get behind.

    Alas, we are living in a world where we’ve become increasingly inured to such things. Krampus, formerly the province of subversive greeting cards, has been appropriated for mainstream movies and television, for crying out loud. When murderous Santa movies form their own subgenre, and the real world is more horrifying than any fairy story that can be cooked up for children, a visitation from a Christmas demon has come to seem… rather quaint.

    And those who deserve the beatings never seem to get them. What’s going on with America’s classical music stations? One thousand years of Christmas music – motets, oratorios, operas, symphonies, symphonic poems, ballets, and incidental music – and all we ever get is the same old hourly brass arrangements of “Deck the Halls.” Krampus, work your magic!

  • Roy’s Sci-Fi Corner: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Roy’s Sci-Fi Corner: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    At long last! The much-anticipated COVID EDITION of Roy’s Tie-Dye Sci-Fi Corner!

    Last night, Roy, looking pallid but sporting a Dr. Strange goatee, soldiered through for our belated discussion of “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” (1968), originally scheduled for Thanksgiving weekend. I can’t say that his infirmity in any way effected the quality of the show (and you can take that as you will).

    Next time, we’ll tidy up to welcome Mrs. Peel and Mr. Steed in a conversation about “The Avengers” (1961-69) – NOT to be confused with Iron Man, Captain America, and the rest – speaking broadly about the spy-fi television series, but focusing particularly on the surreal holiday episode “Too Many Christmas Trees” (1965).

    So don your steel-rimmed bowlers and leather catsuits and meet us in the comments section when we livestream on Facebook, YouTube, etc., this Friday evening at 7:30 EST!

    https://www.facebook.com/roystiedyescificorner

    Get well soon, Roy!

  • Cosmic Classics NASA Inspired Music This Sunday

    Cosmic Classics NASA Inspired Music This Sunday

    This Sunday night on “The Lost Chord,” with the Artemis I Orion spacecraft and the James Webb Space Telescope keeping NASA very much in the news these days, we look to the heavens, with an hour of music inspired by the cosmos.

    When Spanish master Joaquin Rodrigo was in the United States in 1970 to attend the world premiere of his “Concierto Madrigal” at the Hollywood Bowl, he decided to make a side-trip to Houston, where he visited what is now the Johnson Space Center. There, NASA saw to it that the composer, blind since the age of three, was introduced to astronauts and permitted to handle moon rocks.

    The experience left him with a powerful impression, so that when he was commissioned by the Houston Symphony Orchestra several years later to write a piece of music to celebrate the American Bicentennial, his thoughts returned to his friends at NASA and the idea of space exploration. The result was something worlds away – if you’ll excuse the expression – from his popular works for guitar: the symphonic poem “A la busca del más allá” (“In search of the beyond”).

    Another Spaniard inspired by extraterrestrial concerns was Enrique Granados, very well-known for his music for the keyboard. Perhaps Granados’ most unusual work is a concerto of sorts for piano, with choruses and organ, “Cant de les estrilles” (“Song of the Stars”). This music was composed as a vehicle for Granados himself and dedicated to the long-lived pianist, Mieczyslaw Horszowski, who died as recently as 1993 – one month shy of his 101st birthday.

    “Song of the Stars” was given its first performance in 1911, on the same program as the premiere of Granados’ enduring piano suite “Goyescas.” However, the manuscript would remain unpublished. Granados died in 1916, only a few years later, on a return trip from the United States, when his ship was torpedoed by a German submarine while crossing the English Channel.

    The manuscript found its way to New York in the 1930s, brought there by the composer’s son, who was lured by businessman and conductor Nathaniel Shilkret with the promise of publication. Legal entanglements ensued, involving other members of the Granados family. A fire in the 1960s was feared to have destroyed the work, and efforts by the family to recover the piece with the assistance of José Iturbi and Alicia de Larrocha came to naught.

    In 1982, Granados’ daughter enlisted the American pianist Douglas Riva to act as the family representative. Finally, an agreement was negotiated with Shilkret’s grandson, and the work was performed again for the first time in nearly 100 years. The unattributed Catalan text is said to be a response to the poetry of Heinrich Heine, about love and the stars, from the perspective of the stars themselves.

    Finally, we’ll round out the hour with music by contemporary Finnish composer Kaija Saariaho. Saariaho evokes both the mythological and astrological in her work for orchestra, “Orion,” from 2002. The piece falls into three movements: “Memento mori,” “Winter Sky,” and “Hunter.” With spacecraft Orion just wrapping up its lunar mission, how appropriate is that?

    Pour yourself some cosmos; then look to the skies in wonder! I hope you’ll join me for “Creating Space,” this Sunday night at 10:00 EST, on WWFM – The Classical Network and wwfm.org.

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