I Wish I Knew How to Quit You, Oscar

I Wish I Knew How to Quit You, Oscar

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The favorite to win Best Actor threw opera and ballet under the bus.  The favorite to win Best Actress made the man who would become her husband get rid of his cats.  The favorite to win Best Picture – with a record-breaking 16 NOMINATIONS – is a vampire movie.  Can we just go back to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, please?

I’ll be loading up the cupboard with anesthetizing snack foods for my annual viewing of the Oscars, an event for me that, for most of my life, as something of a family ritual, has always been more than the sum of its parts.  I know I’ve written about my personal relationship with Oscar before – growing up in a family of ardent movie lovers that annually gathered around the tube over a banquet of shrimp, buffalo wings, chips, dips, and palate-cleansing fruits and vegetables, to take in the latest installment in the Academy Awards continuum.

If I’m to be honest, the custom was mostly driven by my stepfather and me, who retained the minutiae of just about every movie we’d ever seen; but my mother was also game, as likely as not because it was family time and she liked to see the designer gowns.  In those days, it was essential to be tuned in at the start, for the red-carpet arrivals.  We needed to see Sean Connery (or, for Mom, Cher) climb out of that limo.  Now, to hang on to my brain cells, the red carpet, with its vapid interviewers, must be avoided at all cost.  That’s the time to figure out how to get a connection (I don’t have cable), to make sure that all the manwiches are ready to go, that all the vegetables are chopped, and to pop the hors d’oeuvres in the oven.

The illusions of Hollywood glamor and sophistication may be no more, but even in these days of diminishing returns, there continue to be a few pleasures.  I’m not so interested in most of the actors, but every once in a while, there’s an emotional acceptance speech, or some documentarians who exhibit real passion when they finally receive their moment of recognition (even if there’s a better than 90-percent chance of them unempathetically getting played off).  I love any montages devoted to the movies itself.  Most of all, I sit riveted by the “In Memoriam” segment, in which, theoretically, all those who passed over the last year are honored.  Oscar really loused that up for a few years running, through hypercaffeinated editing and a misguided focus on live performers whose function it should be to complement the images and to honor the dead.  I’m hoping Conan O’Brien, as emcee, will take the sting out of any disappointments.

As you can imagine, the category of Best Original Score has always held particular interest for me.  But alas, very few of the nominees write traditional orchestral scores anymore.  Most of what’s being composed today might work well in the movies themselves, but a lot of it now functions more as sound design.  Little of the nominees’ “music” could ever be recreated in a conventional concert setting.  Of that under consideration, I think only Alexandre Desplat’s “Frankenstein” is composed in the classic tradition.  But it won’t win.  Please God, don’t give it to Max Richter for “Hamnet” – a score that was so weak, I can’t get over the fact that the film was produced by Steven Spielberg. 

That said, this is probably another Ludwig Göransson year.  Göransson previously won for “Black Panther” and the overbearing score for “Oppenheimer.”  Somehow it doesn’t seem right that Ludwig Göransson would receive three Academy Awards, when Jerry Goldsmith, Elmer Bernstein, and Bernard Herrmann only ever won one.  But here we are.  Göransson’s blues-inflected score for “Sinners” is certainly effective, even if, like most film scores these days, it won’t live on outside the film.  Those days are gone, my friends.

Which reminds me:  in the off-chance that any filmmakers actually read this, unless you’re making “Lawrence of Arabia,” can we please bring running times down to two hours again?  I thought TikTok was supposed to be eroding everyone’s attention spans?  Of the Best Picture nominees, only Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Bugonia” (which I skipped, because I still remember “Poor Things”), “F1” (90 minutes, but still wasn’t interested), and “Train Dreams” (gorgeous, if a bit poky), kept it under two hours.  Following the wisdom of P.T. Barnum, always leave them wanting more.

Occasionally, I’ll offer more extensive predictions.  I don’t think I’m going to bother this year.  I certainly don’t have many nominees I am rooting for.  It would make me happy to see “Train Dreams” get Best Picture, but it won’t happen in 2026.  I have to say, “Sinners” gives it a run for the money in the cinematography department, one of “Train Dreams’” strongest points.  But like the much-vaunted “Hamnet” – arguably the least interesting Shakespeare movie ever (still better than “Shakespeare in Love”) – “Sinners” only goes to the next level at the very, very end.  If it weren’t for a scene that doesn’t appear until early in the film’s credits that lends it an unexpected touch of humanity (from a vampire, no less), I don’t know that I would have thought it any more than a three-star movie.

In fact, “Sinners” might have been a much better film without the vampires – with an absorbing set-up, interesting characters, an unhurried pace and admirable restraint (until it all goes out the window), plenty of period detail, jaw-dropping cinematography, and good acting.  For me it was a little too much like somebody got carried away because they just happened to discover metaphor.  It could have been a great movie had writer and director Ryan Coogler explored the same themes in the context of a straight gangster film.  But that would have been a totally different, reality-based movie.  And it probably wouldn’t have attracted as much interest.

Anyway, I’ll be watching the Oscars, living in the past, hoping for some continuity with better times, and stuffing my face with comfort foods.

Good luck to all the nominees, except Chalamet and Jessie Buckley, the cat-hater.

ADDENDUM: I would love to see Ethan Hawke win for his tour-de-force as Lorenz Hart in “Blue Moon,” but between Chalamet and Michael B. Jordan (in his double performance in “Sinners”), there’s no question it’s going to be an uphill fight.


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15 responses to “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You, Oscar”

  1. Sinnners being “a little too much like somebody got carried away because they just happened to discover metaphor” really nails it. Perhaps there’s also an iconic quote to explain that a when the third act implodes, there’s no recovering.

  2. Anonymous

    As every year since the early 2000’s ….I’ll pass. It’s become all too woke. I’ll contend to my last day here on earth. If Sinners had an all white cast …..it would be a tv movie. Timothy is just a punk kid like DeCaprio used to be. Maybe some day he’ll grow up and actually be a good actor. Can’t wait to see who they didn’t pay tribute to this year due to time limits……even though the thing is like 4 hours long. As well as the best score. Wasn’t it last year they did that award during commercials?? Or was that the Golden Globes. All one big mosh pit of crap in my brain anymore. Not attacking your writing Ross. As usual you’re one of the best writers around and make an uninteresting subject very interesting.Just attacking the subject matter.

    1. Classic Ross Amico

      Jon Haag I swore off the Oscars for a couple of years around the pandemic. That is to say, I skipped the broadcast and just watched what I wanted on YouTube the next day. Only enough to fuel my rage. But the last couple of years the show has actually been pretty good. As Norma Desmond remarks in “Sunset Boulevard, “It’s the pictures that got small.” And I must be one of the few that doesn’t mind a four-hour running time. More time to dull my senses with Guinness and buffalo wings.

      I actually think you would really like “Sinners.” It was very well done, just not the movie I was looking for. It’s much more my speed than “Parasite” (the Korean award-winner, not the 1982 3-D movie with Demi Moore). My issue is more with the pervasive dystopian vibe, the nihilism, and the overall hopelessness in movies these days. And once in a while I want to see a serious movie without vampires and superheroes.

      Sadly, the more I am finding out about Timothee, the more it seems he’s suffering from arrested development. However, his performance in “Marty Supreme” is brilliant. In a way, I wish I didn’t know so much about him. In the old days, the studio system would have covered for him, but with social media, it’s much easier for stupidities to circulate. As I’ve said before, doing live radio over the years I’ve definitely let slip my share of idiocies, so I am trying to cut him some slack. But it’s hard when he’s dating a Kardashian, and he 0doesn’t seem to know who Samson and Delilah are.

      1. Anonymous

        Classic Ross Amico the one movie I would hope to have won….actually won. One Battle After Another. The older DiCaprio gets the more he grows on me. DelToro was very good in it also. I really didn’t think Penn deserved best supporting actor though.

      2. Classic Ross Amico

        Jon Haag It was one of the four nominees for Best Picture I did not see (along with The Secret Agent, F1, and Bugonia). But they’re bringing it back to Princeton this week, so maybe I’ll try to catch it. Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood, Phantom Thread) was way overdue. They also brought back Train Dreams, which is a beautiful movie I would love to see on the big screen. Of course it’s only showing at 4:00 in the afternoon, so I guess I’ll be attending the old man showing. Come to think of it, I’m not getting any younger…

    2. Anonymous

      one battle was the deserving winner. sinners was good, Marty meh, & Frankenstein was terrible. Begonia was 95% there, and then…disaster.

      1. Classic Ross Amico

        LOVED “Frankenstein,” but there’s no way in hell I thought it would get anywhere near Best Picture. However, Del Toro already won for “The Shape of Water,” which I liked even better. I thought “Marty” was very good, actually. Totally insufferable picaresque character, but I had no idea where it was going, and I couldn’t look away. It felt a little bit like a Coen Brothers’ movie, even if not one of the better ones. I really disliked Lanthimos’ “Poor Things;” I have no desire at all to see “Bugonia.” But everyone has their own impressions. Still haven’t seen “One Battle.” One thing I think we can both agree on is that Paul Thomas Anderson was certainly overdue. Hope you are well!

      2. Anonymous

        Classic Ross Amico since it was del toro’s passion project i thought it would be faithful to the source material, unlike any other frankenstein movie-to-date. i also did not like the creature design. and the cgi was awful. i’ve enjoyed his other films.

  3. Anonymous

    😅

  4. Anonymous

    I thought the score to Oppenheimer was a total abomination- it did everything a film score isn’t meant to do – it got in the way.

    1. Classic Ross Amico

      Julian Grant I am totally in agreement, Julian!

  5. Anonymous

    My kids watched Sinners and they didn’t like it. I had low expectations when I watched it recently. I absolutely loved it and loved all of the metaphors and stories. The acting was superb and the directing was sharp. I was surprised I loved it as I’m not a horror fan. I also absolutely loved Blue Moon. That movie and Ethan Hawke were fantastic. As for the Oscars being “too woke” as someone mentioned I just have to lol…when have they not been? Anyways Bugonia I had to stop watching because it was too much…and I’m glad I stopped when I did as my son said it got even more violent and weird…I look forward to the Oscars this year…and enjoyed your well written piece, even if you disparaged Poor Things and Shakespeare in Love 😂

    1. Classic Ross Amico

      Ann Losee I liked a lot about Sinners. In fact, it was so well-done, and the characters were so good, I was sorry that it devolved into a vampire movie (which I knew going in that it would). And it’s not that I didn’t get the allegory. It kind of hits you over the head. It’s just that I liked Michael B. Jordan’s characterizations of Smoke and Stack so much, I wanted to see them in another adventure. Maybe they’ll make a prequel! Poor Things rubbed me the wrong way, and Shakespeare in Love must have been the most undeserving Oscar-winner in history. The cast was most impressive, of course — the supporting cast was especially wonderful — but the screenplay (by Tom Stoppard!) wasn’t anywhere near as clever as it thought it was. But that’s just, like, my opinion, man, so don’t let it ruin your day. Blue Moon, on the other hand, has a fantastic screenplay. What a meaty role for Hawke! I’m hoping he and Linklater figure out that they could probably revive it as a play. As for the woke comment, try not to let it bother you. That’s just The Haag. He finds everything woke.

  6. Anonymous

    Stopped watching years ago, especially after Steve Lawrence and Sammy Davis sang a medley of great songs which were not nominated.

    1. Classic Ross Amico

      Bill Zeltman Wow! Now that’s kicking it old school! 😄

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