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  • Slonimsky’s Wildest Musical Insults

    Slonimsky’s Wildest Musical Insults

    For the birthday of Nicolas Slonimsky (1894-1995), here a few favorites from his sidesplitting 1953 compendium of critical vitriol, “Lexicon of Musical Invective”:

    “We recoil in horror before this rotting odor which rushes into our nostrils from the disharmonies of this putrefactive counterpoint. His imagination is so incurably sick and warped that anything like regularity in chord progressions and period structure simply do not exist for him. Bruckner composes like a drunkard!”

    (Gustav Dompke, The German Times of Vienna, 1886)

    “Heartless sterility, obliteration of all melody, all tonal charm, all music… This reveling in the destruction of all tonal essence, raging satanic fury in the orchestra, this demoniacal, lewd caterwauling, scandal-mongering, gun-toting music, with an orchestral accompaniment slapping you in the face… Hence, the secret fascination that makes it the darling of feeble-minded royalty…of the court monkeys covered with reptilian slime, and of the blasé hysterical female court parasites who need this galvanic stimulation by massive instrumental treatment to throw their pleasure-weary frog-legs into violent convulsion…the diabolical din of this pig-headed man, stuffed with brass and sawdust, inflated, in an insanely destructive self-aggrandizement, by Mephistopheles’ mephitic and most venomous hellish miasma, into Beelzebub’s Court Composer and General Director of Hell’s Music — Wagner!”

    (J.L. Klein, “History of the Drama,” 1871)

    And of course, who could forget:

    “The violin is no longer played; it is pulled, torn, drubbed…. We see plainly the savage vulgar faces, we hear curses, we smell vodka.… Tchaikovsky’s Violin Concerto gives us for the first time the hideous notion that there can be music that stinks to the ear.”

    (Eduard Hanslick, New Free Press, Vienna, 1881)

    Tchaikovsky could recite from memory every word of Hanslick’s sustained screed, from which this is but an excerpt.

    The “Lexicon” is just the tip of the Slonimsky iceberg. Slonimsky conducted first performances of works by Ives and Varèse. His “Thesaurus of Scales and Melodic Patterns” influenced musicians from John Coltrane to Frank Zappa. His sly wit made him a favorite guest on radio and television programs, including “The Tonight Show.” It’s hardly surprising that he lived to be 101.

    Happy birthday, Nicholas Slonimsky.


    Slonimsky documentary on YouTube — narrated by Michael York!


    PHOTO: Slonimsky with his cat, Grody-to-the-Max!

  • Rediscovering William Walton’s Genius

    Rediscovering William Walton’s Genius

    Sir William Walton is beloved for his coronation marches and film scores. But posterity has been woefully reductive. He also wrote operas, symphonies, concertos, chamber music, and choral works.

    This Sunday night on “The Lost Chord,” we’ll hear two long-out-of-print recordings of works composed more than three decades apart.

    At the time of the premiere of his Symphony No. 2, in 1957, Walton was perceived as something of a musical throwback. Indeed, despite the fact that it is more tightly argued, the piece has always been regarded as a poor stepsister of the Symphony No. 1, composed in 1935, a work full of grand gestures, written under the spell of Sibelius.

    What apparently escaped critics of the day was the subtlety of its craftsmanship. The finale, in particular, is a set of variations based on a twelve-note row, a technique not unlike that employed in the kind of serial composition so much in vogue at the time.

    George Szell (pictured, with the composer) gave the American premiere of the symphony, with the Cleveland Orchestra, in December of 1960. A few months later, they made the first recording.

    More than three decades earlier, Walton was viewed as an enfant terrible, when he set Edith Sitwell’s poetry as an entertainment, titled “Façade.” The work was first performed publicly in 1923. The premiere was a succès de scandale, with Sitwell herself speaking her poems into a megaphone protruding from the mouth of a painted face by John Piper, Walton conducting an ensemble of six instruments.

    The displeasure of performers, audience, and critics was evident, with Noel Coward ostentatiously marching out. However, the work quickly caught on, even becoming downright popular in a variety of arrangements. Within a decade, a purely orchestral version was choreographed by Frederick Ashton.

    We’ll hear selections from a treasured recording, unavailable in this country for many years, featuring Dame Peggy Ashcroft and Paul Scofield as the reciters. Both were noted Shakespearean actors, who did much of their best work on stage. Ashcroft received an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1985, for her part in David Lean’s final film, “A Passage to India,” and Scofield was honored with an Academy Award for Best Actor two decades earlier, in 1966, for his performance in “A Man for All Seasons.”

    I hope you’ll join me for “Will’s Wonders Never Cease” – rarely heard recordings of the works of William Walton – this Sunday night at 10:00 EDT, on WWFM – The Classical Network and wwfm.org.

  • Caffeine & Music Crossword Puzzle

    Caffeine & Music Crossword Puzzle

    Caffeinated Classics! Take a slug from the mug, perk up, and hit the grounds running with a stimulating, all-new Classic Ross Amico crossword, about caffeine and music. To fill it out, simply follow the link and select “solve online” at the bottom of the page:

    https://www.armoredpenguin.com/crossword/Data/2020.04/2606/26063743.014.html

    Once you feel you’ve exhausted the puzzle, you’ll find the solutions when clicking on “Answer Key PDF.”


    PHOTOS: A gallery of composers at coffee and tea

  • Orli Shaham Bach Yard Playdates Online

    Orli Shaham Bach Yard Playdates Online

    Musicians continue to formulate ways to communicate during these challenging times. Naturally, Orli Shaham’s “Bach Yard Playdates,” in their live incarnation, have had to be postponed because of COVID-19.

    But Shaham has come up with an inventive workaround. Beginning this Sunday at 11 a.m., she will present 10-minute interactive music segments to be streamed on the website of Kaufman Music Center (kaufmanmusiccenter.org) and social media channels (Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube).

    “Bach Yard Playdates” are aimed toward kids up through early elementary. Each episode will feature story times, interactive works in which children can participate from home, and selections designed to develop listening skills. Shaham will introduce each episode, and will be joined by guest musicians from Ensemble Connect, The Westerlies, and others for the performances.

    The series will begin with Bach and continue with an interactive piece called “Curious Engine,” with music by Beata Moon. Shaham will narrate two original stories: “Dance of the Goat,” with music by Arthur Honegger (and the goat played by Wilden Dannenberg of Ensemble Connect), and “The Trout Family’s New Friend,” with music by Franz Schubert.

    The season will run to ten episodes, through June 28. To learn more about “Bach Yard Playdates,” and for more fun musical activities to share with your kids, visit bachyard.org.

    A reminder also that Shaham is in the process of sharing tracks from her forthcoming Mozart album, with a new file posted every Wednesday at her website, orlishahammozart.com. It’s an offering she’s dubbed “MidWeek Mozart.” Shaham is in the process of recording all of the Mozart sonatas for the Canary Classics label.

  • 76 Trombones Blow Away International Trombone Week

    76 Trombones Blow Away International Trombone Week

    International Trombone Week grand finale!

    The last word in authenticity. “76 Trombones” performed by 76 trombones:

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